Well, that has shown me.

Less than an hour after publishing my previous article in which I took a somewhat wry look at the interesting world of right-wing conspiracy theories and the survivalist “patriots” who subscribe to them, a fire truck pulled up outside our apartment and we lost our water supply. The fire truck eventually left, and the water pressure did not return.

I could really use one of those water storage and purification systems round about now.

What was that handy website and 1-800 number again?