Someone Get This Man A Mirror!

When your face looks like this, don’t criticise a girl whose face looks like that:

Pippa Middleton and fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld – Photo: PA/AP

According to The Telegraph:

Lagerfeld, creative director of Chanel, has now said: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy.

“I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties.

“On the other hand, her sister struggles.

“I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.”

Time for another public apology, I fear, Karl Lagerfeld.

That is all.