Well, this is a very sad day for American comedians and political junkies across the land. Our thoughts (but certainly not our prayers) must especially go out to Bill Maher at this difficult time. Why?
Because US Congresswoman Michele Bachmann of Minnesota’s 6th district – otherwise known as Minnesota Palin – will not be running for re-election in 2014.
And she made this incredibly cheesy YouTube video to break the devastating news to her constituents:
She assures as that her decision has nothing to do with any of the following potential juicy reasons:
1. The fact that she barely held on to her seat in 2012, and the same Democratic Party challenger is gearing up to take her on again in 2014.
2. Her 2012 presidential campaign is being investigated by the Federal Elections Commission for potential serious improprieties.
3. She goes on dirty, McCarthy-ite, partisan witch hunts against loyal public servants.
4. She’s quite clearly insane.
So what, oh what could the real reason be? Did Michele Bachmann jump or was she pushed?
Normally I wholeheartedly agree with the likes of Glenn Greenwald, who argue that this type of Politico-esque process and personality-obsessed gossiping should not be part of our political discourse, and that it distracts from real journalism, and serious discussions of policy when we need them most. Quite right. But this particular dose of schadenfreude is too good to pass up.
Farewell, Michele Bachmann.
At least she was looking directly at the camera this time around.